he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
