I don't think brook has ever known best
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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