Just fell off a train. Bad.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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