I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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