I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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