my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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