That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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