Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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