I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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