That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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