she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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