elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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