there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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