your parents love me but you hate me
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Everything about him screamed your future.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
