Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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