I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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