i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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