I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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