Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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