WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize