thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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