they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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