I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Randomize
