There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
