Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Do plants get herpes?
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