So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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