He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
His nipple licking is glorious
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