So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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