brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My vagina is officially offended.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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