You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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