She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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