Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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