So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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