just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
