Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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