He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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