Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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