I want to walk on stilts...naked
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He better not be in your backpack
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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