Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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