It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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