It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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