i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Vodka?
Forever.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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