go do what you do best...puke behind churches
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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