I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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