it was like his penis was on wheels.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
