She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
