I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So vagazzling was a success
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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