big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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