Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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