I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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