Buhtt sex?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I need to align my fucking chakras
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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