4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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