i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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