i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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